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Good Godfather Vlad AU Index

Hey. So I did not expect so many people to really like this Idea I had. Or that it would be more than a oneshot. To make it a little easier to find the posts I am creating this Index post that people can subscribe to. (How to subscribe to a post instructions at end of post) I will reblog a link to the next parts once they are up on this post. They will still have their own posts but now you can find them easier. That way no one needs to be tagged to keep up with it or I miss someone by accident. This is a fairly irregular updated fic as it is one of my first ones I am actually sharing. So there are a few growing pains in how best to do this.

The beginning of Good Godfather Vlad, Part 1.

Ice Machines and Fudge, Part 2

Brunch, Part 3

Concerns and Realizations, Part 4

Part 5 ~ In Progress

All the wonderful people that asked to be tagged from the posts. Here is the post to subscribe to so the @ will not be done starting on the part 5 update.

@kaitouhime @krzys2000 @moobloomrights @spooky-fm @undead-essence @theblackcatscratchpost

That out of the way. How to subscribe to a post if you don’t know how below the cut.

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luwha

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

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wizardofgrace

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lmao

luwha

You know how it is then, folks!

prismatic-bell

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO


….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

fish-that-yells

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines.... unlike the ad, I guess?

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Bruce: [sighs] Tell me why we agreed to do this again?

Clark: The kids love haunted houses and you promised that you’d join them on all the rides here. Besides, this way we can watch over them.

Bruce: I’d be more concerned for the ghosts in there than the kids honestly.

Clark: Come on, it’s our turn next.

Bruce: Clark, why are you holding on to my arm?

Clark: Umm, so you won’t get lost in the dark?

Bruce: [stares] I’d be a pretty ineffective crime fighter if I do. You’re not…scared, are you?

Clark: No!

Bruce: Right…Clark, you can see anyone coming from a mile away and you can bench press this entire place, what’s there for you to be scared of?

Clark: Well…

Bruce: I’m scarier than any of the ghosts in there.

Clark: You’re right. Okay, I feel so much better now. Let’s go in!

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I think Bruce would start wearing his children’s merch and it would backfire horribly

He buys a whole shipment of shirts, mugs, bags, etc because he loves his kids and he’s so proud of them it hurts.

The day after it arrives, the manor dissolves into a cold war. Long held alliances snap in half, and tentative truces break down. Damian is staring hatefully at Dick. Jason’s glaring at Tim like he wants to recreate Titans Tower. Bruce has no idea what set them off.

After a week of this, Bruce is at his wit’s end. None of his kids will talk to him, so he goes to the bat computer for some well intentioned stalking. Except- what’s this? There’s an unnamed file, hidden in the depths of the computer. Bruce, having great respect for privacy and personal space, immediately starts to crack it. It’s- a spreadsheet.

The two categories are his children’s names and the type of merch (hat, pin, fridge magnet, etc). With a grim and dawning horror, Bruce realizes that his children are keeping track of how many times he wears/uses their merch and is using it as a favoritism competition. There’s a hot debate about if the yellow bat symbol should belong to batgirl or to black bat. Murder threats are sprinkled liberally in the annotations.

So Bruce comes up with a plan- he’ll create his own spreadsheet that cross-references with his calendar to ensure that he wears/uses everyone’s merch equally. No favoritism accusations if it’s a rotating schedule, right?

Bruce is too tired to change before flopping into bed one night, and comes downstairs wearing the same shirt. The breakfast table explodes.

Bruce gives up and goes back to wearing Superman merch.

metaldog564

Bruce: I was made aware of your secret favoritism competition.

Jason: First time for everything right?

Bruce: I don't a favorite among you.

Stephanie: Amogus

Bruce: <sigh> I love you all equally, the choice of clothing is purely random.

Tim: Says you! We know you have a favorite!

Bruce: I do have one, but Jarro isn't here right now. You are all third place in my heart.

Dick: Third?!

Bruce: You can't compare to the Gray Ghost animated series.

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clinical-manners

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

theunfairfolk

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

clinical-manners

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

kingscrown666

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

numberlover1729

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

trashmonkey-mcgee

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

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The only valid response to this post.

elodieunderglass

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

cannibal-cupcakes

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elodieunderglass

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

lynati

This is Tumblr; we’ve ALL seen what happened to the pineapple. O_O

britcision

*spits a chewed pineapple stalk out of the circle*

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